Mortality & Mercy In Arkleby
The Renaissance Couple have been off to the Isle of Skye for the weekend. I was awarded custody of the dogs. For those of you unfamiliar with the full extent of the canine element of the household these are - Cass (Alsatian, placid, old), Ben (Trail-hound, dignified, wuss), The Princess of Darkness (Patterdale terrier, puppy, bitch). So what's the bill of reckoning for this three-day canine carnival? In brief:
- terrier outrages, vomitory - none (v good)
- terrier outrages, liquid - four (v bad)
- terrier outrages, solid - one (v bad)
- 7-kilo sacks of Oscar dog-food gnawed through and contents partially devoured - one (deplorable)
- terrier atrocities where trail-hounds were the principal victims - too many to count (predictable)
- enigmatic disappearances of trail-hound & terrier - one (bad)
- Alsation food supplements eaten by terriers - two (v bad)
3 Comments:
Typical of today's youngsters. Does the young terrier wear a hoodie?
Slap an ASBO on her, or get the Deputy PM to give her a good thump.
String 'em up . . . it's the only language they understand . . . (errmm. . shurely 'bark at them'? Ed)
I've been telling you for years that you need a cat.
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