Caravans Are Ycumen In

I've just spotted the first caravan of spring - heading along the A595 in a northerly direction towards Moota. In fact there were two of them - a breeding pair no doubt making for the mating grounds of Bassenthwaite where they can spend the summer spawning more of their satanic offspring. These two were of course driving as slowly as could be contrived, and generating huge amounts of offspray with which to soak passersby. Loude sing goddam.