Sainsbury's & The Co-op - Spawn of Satan
Shopping for groceries in your caring sharing Co-op yesterday, I noticed my bill came to precisely £6.66. Laying in provisions this morning from the appalling Sainsbury's in Cockermouth, I spent £13.34 - and was presented with £6.66 in change. Clearly there's something sinister going on here - I'm now confidently expecting the nice old lady behind the post office counter in Spyatri to reveal herself as a giant pan-dimensional extra-terrestrial lizard & grand-master of the Priory of Syon . . .
posted by Nick at 7:14 pm
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a giant pan-dimensional extra-terrestrial lizard & grand-master of the Priory of Syon . . .
Wait, you mean that's not you?
How did you guess? It's the photo on the blogger profile, isn't it?
£6.66 in the co-op? is there anything that costs that little in that shop? a single fair-trade bread roll perhaps
As for the giant lizard, that explains the sign that warns 'here be dragons' as the A66 crosses the county line into Cumbria
That would explain why you still have a post office in Spyatri....
Surely it is a member of our royal family for I beleive they have been exposed as part of a universal conspiracy of saurian dictators.
Have you looked to see if the famed "little beast" is outside the window?
Eleanor - alas the beasts outside are positively oversized. Must've been on the sheep steroids again . .
Gill - you're wrong about the Royal Family. In reality they're a bunch of dull, inbred Germans . . .
Arthur - Cumbrian dragons? You ought to come visit the big county more often . . .
Well I beleive everything that David Icke writes of course! Surely he is not mistaken?
Hmm, when Mad Icke announced he was god I seem to recall he also said the west coast of Scotland was going to be destroyed by an earthquake in 1998. Did anybody notice the earth moving?
Where's that spellchecker when you need it!i before e except after c please. Inbred Germans excused.
It happened to me this evening and it's totally freaking me out! I visited my local Tesco express and picked up a few bits and bobs and there it was my bill came up to £6.66. I noticed it immediately and even the lady on the till commented on it. Though I didn't like the fact that my bill came up to this amount I didn't buy anything else to alter the value! a few hours later (2am to be precise) and after watching Rosemary's baby on Film 4 I am totally disturbed by it.
Would be interested to know if (2 years on) all has been ok for you since the co-op and sainsbury's scenario!?
I know it's rather superstious but it is weired.
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