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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Sainsbury's & The Co-op - Spawn of Satan

Shopping for groceries in your caring sharing Co-op yesterday, I noticed my bill came to precisely £6.66. Laying in provisions this morning from the appalling Sainsbury's in Cockermouth, I spent £13.34 - and was presented with £6.66 in change. Clearly there's something sinister going on here - I'm now confidently expecting the nice old lady behind the post office counter in Spyatri to reveal herself as a giant pan-dimensional extra-terrestrial lizard & grand-master of the Priory of Syon . . .

11 Comments:

Anonymous Lex said...

a giant pan-dimensional extra-terrestrial lizard & grand-master of the Priory of Syon . . .

Wait, you mean that's not you?

13/9/06 10:05 pm  
Blogger Nick said...

How did you guess? It's the photo on the blogger profile, isn't it?

14/9/06 9:09 am  
Blogger Arthur Clewley said...

£6.66 in the co-op? is there anything that costs that little in that shop? a single fair-trade bread roll perhaps

As for the giant lizard, that explains the sign that warns 'here be dragons' as the A66 crosses the county line into Cumbria

14/9/06 9:33 am  
Anonymous Dr John said...

That would explain why you still have a post office in Spyatri....

14/9/06 4:10 pm  
Blogger Gill said...

Surely it is a member of our royal family for I beleive they have been exposed as part of a universal conspiracy of saurian dictators.

14/9/06 4:14 pm  
Anonymous Eleanor said...

Have you looked to see if the famed "little beast" is outside the window?

14/9/06 6:25 pm  
Blogger Nick said...

Eleanor - alas the beasts outside are positively oversized. Must've been on the sheep steroids again . .
Gill - you're wrong about the Royal Family. In reality they're a bunch of dull, inbred Germans . . .
Arthur - Cumbrian dragons? You ought to come visit the big county more often . . .

15/9/06 7:43 pm  
Blogger Gill said...

Well I beleive everything that David Icke writes of course! Surely he is not mistaken?

15/9/06 7:56 pm  
Blogger Nick said...

Hmm, when Mad Icke announced he was god I seem to recall he also said the west coast of Scotland was going to be destroyed by an earthquake in 1998. Did anybody notice the earth moving?

16/9/06 11:15 am  
Blogger Ray & Gill said...

Where's that spellchecker when you need it!i before e except after c please. Inbred Germans excused.

18/9/06 1:02 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It happened to me this evening and it's totally freaking me out! I visited my local Tesco express and picked up a few bits and bobs and there it was my bill came up to £6.66. I noticed it immediately and even the lady on the till commented on it. Though I didn't like the fact that my bill came up to this amount I didn't buy anything else to alter the value! a few hours later (2am to be precise) and after watching Rosemary's baby on Film 4 I am totally disturbed by it.

Would be interested to know if (2 years on) all has been ok for you since the co-op and sainsbury's scenario!?

I know it's rather superstious but it is weired.

17/1/09 2:16 am  

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