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Wednesday, November 01, 2006

More Health & Safety Nonsense

A walk down to St Bees beach yesterday - its neo-brutalist concrete promenade is adorned by a message from Copeland Borough Council: Visitors Use The Promenade At Their Own Risk. Somehow this opens up a whole new dimension of experience never imagined by the writers of I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside. Walking along the prom prom prom where the brass band plays tiddly-om-pom-pom is not thought comparable to a bivouac on the north face of the Eiger . . .

2 Comments:

Anonymous Herr Docktor Professor said...

If only they could find a local person to alert people to the dangers. In his spare time, he could entertain them with his knowledge of the "minutiae of health and safety statistics"

3/11/06 9:04 pm  
Blogger Gill said...

I think it is proabably there because you are liable to slip on dog shit.

11/11/06 8:42 am  

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