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Sunday, May 07, 2006

I'm Not Tolerating This Abuse Much Longer

The aquatic mammalia of the Irish Sea must be seriously short of entertainment. How else to explain this compulsive desire to be the target of beer bottles and abuse? Another explanation suggests itself: the most intelligent sentient beings on the planet have tricked the inhabitants of my hometown into becoming the unwitting subjects in a vast but sinister behavioural experiment . . . .

3 Comments:

Blogger Lex said...

"So long, and thanks for all the beer"?

8/5/06 10:39 am  
Blogger Nick said...

Lex - I once had the uncomfortable experience of having beer bottles hurled at me when walking down main street in Maryport in broad daylight. My friend The Country Doctor claims that a disabled man standing on a street corner took off his artificial limb & threw it at him. They're a law unto themselves in that place, believe me . .

8/5/06 6:00 pm  
Blogger Lex said...

That's hilarious. I recall reading some blogger once who said she was so angry at someone that she wished she had an artificial leg so she could take it off and beat that person over the head with it. Apparently that desire is grounded in reality. Who knew?

10/5/06 10:56 am  

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