Boy Racers

Note to the person driving the red Fiesta at 85 mph south of Penrith on the M6 on Saturday morning. Your habit of veering backwards and forwards across three lanes of traffic without signalling, so that you could take each curve and bend as tightly as possible, was a unique & challenging contribution to contemporary road safety.
Get a life.
Then turn yourself over to Cumbria Constabulary while you're still in possession of it.