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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Les Delices de Cumbria - Part III

This blog has a rule about not posting vicarious experience, but the story about the motorist who was attacked by a flying sausage is too good to pass over.
It's just as well this happened in Essex - here in Cumbria sausages are one of those things where size really does matter. The A66 has enough carnage to deal with already.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, I was thinking this related to the flag of Cumbria entry. How about a Cumberland Sausage on a field of gravy?

22/4/05 10:56 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nick,

Here in the Colonies we have had several tragic incidents where youths have thought it would be fun to toss , not sausages, from Interstate overpasses , but large rocks at motorists resulting in serious injuries and deaths. I am having difficulity coming up with a punishment that would be maximum cruel and unusual for this crime. For sure it would be far worse than what they did to William Wallace.

26/4/05 6:43 pm  

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