Aliens Stole My Patterdale Terrier

The return of the Renaissance Couple from SA has meant the liberation of The Trailhound & The Princess of Darkness from their kennels. The household is now reunited. But with a tell-tale difference. The Princess of Darkness apears not to be the bitch she was. She's positively submissive, sweet-tempered and demure. Common sense says that this can only mean her season has come and gone, and we're spared further performances for a while. But a suspicion lingers that this is a changeling and the real Princess is currently the unwilling guest of visitors from Planet Zog. Really, we're convinced it's the only explanation . . .